UnitatosInTheSky

Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.

i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

The “wait no come back” has me weak.

He eat

what sort of fucking demon is that

Just a little boy.

Me

yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ? that’s a god damn ice cave? that’s the only thing you intended to paint? that’s it? just an ice cave?

all of georgia okeefes art is like this dont act surprised

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it