Get a load of this guy

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

I wouldn't. I'm fucking that thing immediately

i dont think that's a normal way to talk about groups of people

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet