ROCK ★ FUCK

The side B is killing me

I am so tempted to get tiktok for this guy alone

“You kidnapped someone’s child”

amazing how the conversation between Jester and Artagan is happening in a dark forest when I can picture it so clearly at an expensive brunch and he’s just absolutely blitzed on mimosas.

You’re Keyleth, age 40ish, living your best life as an all powerful Archdruid and you’re the leader of your people. You’re just chilling and then one random ass day the voice of a very distracted tiefling pops into your head and tells you that your long lost mom is alive and she and her friends just found her halfway across the world. Also this tiefling is apparently the cleric of that weird fae who you met in the Faewilds about 20 years ago who choked your boyfriend to death just to experience what it’s like to choke someone to death and also the tiefling just asked if you are pooping. Your charisma is 10, good luck.

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene