I'm better than alive...I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

ask yourself: am i less woke than the New York State Department of Labor?

ASK YOURSELF AM I LESS WOKE THAN NYS DOL

you wake up and these are your new parents

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

thank god thank god, my favourite image has come back to me once more

my tuube :)

sold out :/