I'm better than alive...I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!

"in my socialist utopia, we will still be allowed to hunt, discriminate against, and kill a specific kind of person" <- a LOT of you for some reason

in MY socialist utopia, justice will not be emotionally driven... except in regards to this one type of person i really don't like and want deprived of rights and recognition

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.

isn't d&b just dungeon meshi

okay so apparently transphobia counts as sexual harrassment under NYS law

wife found out how much i spend on money

8 hours a day

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french