hoes see me and get nauseous

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i dont have an angel and devil on my shoulder there's just a protestant telling me to work harder and a white buddhist who probably misunderstood buddhism telling me to stop wanting anything

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

My grandmother was a scammer all she did was scam and rob people and terrorize the community. And my other grandmother was a deeply traumatized shell of her younger self god rest her soul

There r certain female characters that yeah have never looked directly into the camera and said “I’m a lesbian” but to me shipping them with men is lesbophobic anyway idccccc

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons