hoes see me and get nauseous

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

White people be like i made Donald trump in tomodachi life

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i dont have an angel and devil on my shoulder there's just a protestant telling me to work harder and a white buddhist who probably misunderstood buddhism telling me to stop wanting anything

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

My grandmother was a scammer all she did was scam and rob people and terrorize the community. And my other grandmother was a deeply traumatized shell of her younger self god rest her soul