high crimes & misdemeanors

the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs

BTW YAYY I restocked the stickers with this lil guy and others c: if you wanted them before they sold out last time, check em out.

Windpferde ("Wind Horses") by Pantao Stelzen Theatre

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

no one ever tells you to appreciate your knees not hurting while you’re there. whoever you are where ever you are in life if your knees don’t hurt right now just know and remember you have about 45 seconds left

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

See also: every “scummy sewer rat” used as set dressing in modern tv and film is a healthy, chubby lil boi with a nice shiny coat bc he lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches

Also the "mean snarling guard dogs" that have to have their tails photoshopped so they aren't wagging.