my hc is that whenever chimney is having a #day hen and maddie do rock-paper-scissors to see which one of them has to be the one to Deal With It

my hc is that chimney needs cleaned or else a fire will start and the dude the year below me that i worked at the chipper wotg will have to come clean it and my parents will blame my relatives for using the chimney wrong

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

I would have paddled away quickly

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

you should teach them

maybe that is the case for you, but it is not the case for me. we are quite different people, it would seem

POINT OF CLARIFICATION, the ones who left are thought by experts to also be dead.

which experts? the ones who left survived. it's incredibly obvious and intuitive

literally obsessed with the chunky clicks and whirs of a VCR swallowing up a tape . its kinda erotic

I didnt mean that

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

I really just saw a fic where naruto is white british..

Oi Sawskay! You me Roival?