relistening to the audiobook and got inspired!

if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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relistening to the audiobook and got inspired!

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journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage
you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS
you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????
listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.
and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.
therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.
I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up
What do you mean that's not your garage?
OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post
Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground
i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah
How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.
This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago
Haven’t you heard? Time is dead, just last year
guy who will never understand how important he is, because he will always give the credit to someone else
Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.
yeah i'd do that

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we need 2 normalize characters who dgaf about romance
sorry im literally so tired of everyone being shipped with someone can a guy not just chill
i want 2 say this isnt just about aro characters. im aro i love aro characters i love ace characters but this also is about allo characters. its normal and healthy and fine for alloromantic people to not be in romantic relationships and i wish media reflected that
putting this out here by itself (part of an oc comic)
Do you think he got the job?
We've all seen the Adrian designs and the #rocky mate bad as hell statement, both of which I adore. I love that we as a fandom have agreed that Adrian is an absolute catch, but, and stay with me for this, what if they weren't?
We've decided that Adrian is a big, pretty blue/green rock who Rocky is obsessed with, and Grace is intimidated by, but in the same way that we sometimes find hot people intimidating. The complex color, the way light reflects off of the geode structure, and the patterns you can see underneath. Absolutely beautiful, but would Eridians have the same society beauty conventions? They don't perceive color or light, and those inner patterns, depending on the geode, are often viewed as imperfections by collectors. Would Eridians also see those inner imperfections and view them as not attractive?
Much like we are supposed to look at Ryan freaking Gosling as Grace and interpret him as somewhat of a loser within the world of the movie, within the Eridian society, Adrian is considered a catch for many reasons, their size for one, but being attractive is not one of them. The uneven mineral deposits and the way their surfaces are angled affect the way sound bounces of them. It's not necessarily unpleasant, just not overly desirable. Adrian is just as typical as any other Eridian, but they are compared to impossible beauty standards that so few actually meet.
Of course, Rocky thinks Adrian is hot as hell, but he is in the minority, claims everyone else is stupid, so when Rocky brings home this leaky space blob, who seems transfixed by Adrian, Adrian thinks Grace is just being polite towards them for Rocky's sake, but the more time they spend around him, the more genuine they realize he is.
This alien can perceive things that none of their species can, and the blob says everything about them from their color, to the light reflections, to how their inner patterns seem to dance when they move, none of which Adrian can actually comprehend, makes them stunning to look at. Mesmerizing even. Yes, Rocky thinks Adrian is beautiful, but Adrian acknowledges a certain amount of bias there, but this foreign being, whose standards of what is attractive are just as incomprehensible as he is, says they are beautiful in ways that no one but he will ever be able to perceive. Adrian can't help but do whatever the Eridian equivalent of blushing is.
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

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Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed
This post is a train wreck.
Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?
Big fan of all Rocky fan art including but not limited to:
Hyperdetailed showing all his engravings
Accurate shape and shading with green spots but no engravings
Flat color drawing
Blob with five sticks coming out of it
Crochet
I love you Eva "I am getting a good grade in social interaction" Stratt!
Eva: The consensus here is that it would be preferable if you did not die.
Grace (sarcastically): Thanks guys :/
Eva (proud of herself, taking him completely literally): :)
You think you're weird?
I'm the one thinking about how Rocky's crew might have always joked about him dying first if something happened to the ship because he's the one close to their bomb of a fuel.
It's all in good fun.
Until it's not.

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Nice
My poor coworker got a fucking earful today