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Eat some taumoeba if you're that hungry

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Ryland Grace: People pleaser to people he trusts, loves, or respects: Oh no no, I don't need anything, really. I mean, if you figure out a way to get me outside every once and a while so I don't get any mental illnesses, I'm basically set :)
400+ neurodivergent top of their field Eridians: all vibrating and humming with excitement: PLEASE LET US TRY TO CREATE THE MOST BATSHIT INSANE STUFF EVER. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLE
Ryland: realising how he must have looked to everyone else on the Stratt vatt: ...
Ryland: ...
Ryland: I can make a list?
400+ Eridians: Noises of rigorous celebration
At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
Rocky and Grace probably have so much blackmail they could use on each other if they wanted to. like they spent years isolated together on the trip to Erid theyâve no doubt seen each other at their weirdest
Rocky pisses Grace off one day so while theyâre in the company of friends he randomly blurts out âdid you know Rocky was naked for the entire trip home? I didnât even know you guys wore clothes until we were in orbitâ
Book Rocky: okay so I thought of this really cool design for a ball I could move around in so I wouldn't die in your atmosphere bc I reaaally want to see your ship, but I wouldn't want to impose. Would it be OK if I took a look around, question?
Book Grace: OF COURSE!!! I want to show you human technology! Lemme just go tide up real fast.
Film Grace: what the fuck are you doing in a ball
Film Rocky: didn't you hear?? We're roomies now. Why do you live in a dumpster, question?
Film Grace: you can't just say "we're roomies now"
Film Rocky: *holding up a sign that says "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, STATEMENT"* sounds like a you problem. Let's make me a room I'm not going to live in this fucking mess

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*skipping stones across an artificial lake the Eridians made Grace*
Grace: This is nice.
Rocky, who does not understand this Earth activity: Take that you fucking lake.
âAdrian whoâs jealous-â this, âAdrian whoâs immediately the one who spoils Grace-â that, I Adrian whoâs jealous⌠but of Rocky. Look at that squishy blob sitting in their spouses lap and sighing like heâs got a hard life (Rocky explains contentment sighs to Adrian later, who gets cuteness aggression so intense they put a hole in the ground) and humming all adorably because of how nice Rockyâs claws feel in his soft hair and is too nervous about the human being fragile to tell him that Adrian REALLY wants to pet and cuddle Grace like Rocky does too.
Grace, on the other hand, just waits til Rocky is off in a meeting to take that 20 minute window that is the max amount of time him and Rocky can stand to be away from each other (progress tho, last month it was only 15 minutes) and ask Adrian if they can cuddle and then later on when Rocky and him are alone, ask Rocky what Adrian thought about it.
He is pleased to be told by a very smug Rocky that Adrian was very happy to get human cuddles and wants to know how soft they can pet him since they deserve to pet the human too.
pizza days at the office go hard
The first official communication from Erid to Earth is a message from Rocky asking for child support. They left a baby, only in its 30s, on his doorstep. Of course, heâs thankful; he loves the baby. But also, can he get some resources? The biodome uses a lot of resources and Grace WAS theirs first, so itâs completely fair to ask.
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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so thatâs how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks sheâs a stripper
Youâre really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situationÂ
Arenât you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened đđź
listen here my good hoe, i canât find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
same hellion yes
every man in modern romance media get out because no oneâs gonna top rockyâs reply to grace about his relationship with adrian
âso how long have you been with your mate?â
âcentury.â
âthats a long time bud.â
âis not enough.â
when you enter a yearning competition but your opponent is rocky the alien so you know youâve already lost
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Being asexual and racist is embarassing as fuck. Being racist at all is obviously embarassing as fuck but the amount of racism and especially antiblackness i have been seeing from asexuals recently is obscene.
One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.
And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.
Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism
Edit 2: if you feel the need to announce in the comments that you're not reblogging for whatever reason just know that I genuinely do not care.
But also know that I will look through your account and if I notice that youre actively a racist or you just dont reblog stuff about that I will ridicule you in a reblog. Idc idc. Not reblogging is fine but if you feel the need ti announce it youre annoying asf.
nothing truly makes me happier than when rocky is sketched as one circle and 5 lines sticking out for comedic effect

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My favorite form of redemption arc is âI hate that I have morals nowâ
Like âI realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atoneâ is good and all, but âhow dare you infect me with moralsâ will always be so much more entertaining
That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?
*chefâs kiss* delicious
This one gets it
GLaDOS finding her conscience terrifying is peak villainous arc IMO
âIâve heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and itâs terrifying. Because for the first time, itâs MY VOICE!â (scandalised) âIâm being serious- I think thereâs something really wrong with meâ
Your journey made me discover things about me that Iâm haunted by
Your journey made me
discover things about me
that Iâm haunted by
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.