Life is Bananas

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.

Happy Pride to this one trans clone trooper in particular

Anakin Skywalker said trans rights, pass it on.

Only a cis deals in absolutes

no more brooding, stoic assholes as love interests. from now on i will only accept pathetic, fussy, pretty boys who genuinely collapse if they are not surrounded by enough soft blankets and sweets and are completely smitten with their wife

tiktok user @ curtisroach (right) raps for his indifferent white cat (prior to March 2024?)

if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

Why are you covered in red wax from head to toe like an accident at Madam Tussauds?

i was Sealed. for freshness

I just LOVE Jesse!

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

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it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.