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in court for running a multi-level marketing pyramid scheme, the judge asks me to explain myself. i smile wryly and say that the pyramid scheme was actually a bdsm findom polycule. the entire coutroom gasps. the judge slams his gavel and finds himself guilty of kinkshaming. the bailiff responds by immediately shooting the judge right between the eyes.

Scrappy-Doo was an annointed savior who was ultimately rejected, betrayed, and destroyed. In this way he is much like Christ

I don't think that's true

Please, CT, leave the Scooby-Doo lore to the professionals

orgies are so scary what if everyone agrees your hole was mid and you get a bad grade

“the girl who wrote call me maybe” as if that’s an insult. as if she didn’t save us all

my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack

Faggots bi af these days

“If republicans REALLY cared about children they—“ stop. Shut up. They don’t. It’s not about protecting children. It never is. It’s about exercising control over their children. Stop humoring their arguments, liberals. You can’t defeat fascism with a witty gotcha, this isn’t a marvel movie.