Pillars of Strength

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

Customer: I LOVE PUKE DMV: I LOVE PUKE Verdict: DENIED

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

I hear that

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

she's mooning us