love is stronger than pride

15/200!

15/200!

i have 4 days to pay this

15/200!

15/200!

15/200!

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

we're saying hi if you want in on this

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

15/200!

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens