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Requesting:

Feel free to request whatever you want but just know I have a life outside of Tumblr and might not get to it in a timely manner. Even if I didn't reply to it, I definitely saw it.

(The sheer number of fandoms I am in is insane so it's under the cut LOL)

Human AU Charlie who HATES whenever her dad comes to visit her at her college. Not because of anything he did, but because everybody keeps flirting with him.

She's just having the best time in the world getting ice cream with him when Cherri, who works behind the counter, is trying to slip her phone number in with the receipt.

The football coach Adam is shamelessly staring at her father's ass while Charlie tries to give him a tour of the campus.

Her friend Angel Dust is openly flirting with Lucifer outside her dorm. Luckily for everyone, he does not notice it. Not to mention, he'd never go for someone so young.

Even Husk of all people is checking him out as he orders a drink!

Her final straw is when Alastor and Vincent, the history and business professors respectively, pause their usual arguing to ogle Lucifer as he makes small talk with the dean. (Alastor is being subtle, Vincent is not)

Next time, she'll just go home for the visit.

I headcanon that Human AU Lucifer is a polyglot and it pisses off Alastor and Vincent so bad.

Alastor thinks he's cool with being trilingual and then Lucifer pulls up knowing nine or some shit.

It's even worse for Vincent because he only knows one and is a total idiot at learning other languages. He's been with Valentino for years and hasn't picked up anything besides 'hola'.

My favorite genre of radioapple is when Vox is pulling his antennas out, screaming, and kicking rocks in the background of Alastor and Lucifer making out.

Sometimes in your m!preg fic, you gotta admit that the character would get a m!abortion. In Hazbin Hotel, who would those men be?

Discussion of pregnancy, abortion, (duh) and substances under the cut

What do we think about a Hazbin Hotel au where Adam is swapped with Lilith? Adam falls in love with Lucifer and those two get kicked out of heaven while Lilith and Eve get together?

Timeskip 10,000 years into the future, Adam is far less of an asshole thanks to Lucifer's influence and Lucifer actually rules over hell thanks to Adam's influence. Charlie is still their daughter and looks basically the same (Those Morningstar genes are STRONG) except she's a little more assertive and maybe has a brown streak in her hair or smthn.

The show goes basically the same except Adam doesn't leave and Lilith leads the exorcist army.

Do we fuck with this idea?

I headcanon that all of the Vees fucking hate Husk

Vox hates him because of his "close" relationship with Alastor

Valentino hates him because of his close relationship with Angel Dust

Velvette hates him because he ruined her hair that one time and she will never forget that until the day she double dies

t4t, omega4omega radiostatic

Do you have any ideias/Headcannons for a Polylads situation?where everyone is toghter?

My Poly!Lads headcanons

Idk if u wanted MC included or not so ur getting both. Both NSFW and SFW content ahead.

As much as I love radiojoy/angelicsmile (Alastor x Emily), the thought of Sera finding out and subsequently holy-light blasting Alastor out of existence makes me laugh.

Emily: Hey big sis! This is my boyfrie-

Alastor:

Alastor after pulling up in hell and realizing he's white now for some reason.

MC after slapping Sylus' ass and getting blown across the N109 zone because of the sheer recoil of his massive cheeks

I'm curious about who this fandom hates most. There is a massive people sized blender that's gonna kill them and you can only pick one option.

Eugene: Please come get your freak of a brother, he's doing things

Wednesday: No, I released him on purpose. He needs enrichment.

Eugene: Pugsley, are you like... okay after the kidnapping? Mentally?

Pugsley; I'm fine honestly, the most traumatizing part of that whole thing was whatever Slurp had going on with his sister.

Eugene: What...?