One Tough Nut

People give these hard working pillars of the community shit? For shame!

Do people in the USA not normally have street sellers?

No we do the problem is cunts usually call the cops on them to get them shut down for no reason other than to be cunts.

specifically white people call the cops on Latinos and poc in general because they think it’s either trashy or that all poc are secretly lacing food with heroin or whatever for sport. I don’t care if it’s an FDA violation sometimes give me the churro and fresh corn merchants.

why would they be lacing food with heroin that shit's expensive

Affluent white people think poc can spawn illicit drugs once per long rest to poison white children as a free action.

#oh no!! #his LUNCH

Austin Powers adaptation that focuses on Austin's emotional reaction to being frozen for over 50 years. He tries to go find old friends and loved ones from his time, but they're all very old now and many of them no longer believe in the radical projects of the counterculture movement and are now actively working against the very things they fought for during the 60s. Meanwhile, he sees all around him people still fighting for the very same things against states that have become more and more effective at suppressing the radical leftist ideas that he holds dear. He becomes disillusioned with the cat and mouse game between himself and Dr. Evil, where an evil capitalist supported by the systems of the state fights against representatives of that same state. His dreams of a better world dashed by suppression, subversion, and apathy. Austin Powers then goes rogue, fighting against not only Dr. Evil, but the same secret government agencies he once allied himself with in an attempt to affect real change from outside the system. And also he fucks a woman named Peg Ingyu or some shit.

#okay but we're going to call it Shagfall or something

I have never in my life seen an objet d'art that qualified for the Tiffany Paradox, but here we are. It looks like it fell off a middle school girls bedroom desk circa 1987.

There are some Chinese porcelains which are definitely worthy of the Tiffany paradox - I mean, sure, it was made in the 1300s but it’s a lemon yellow tea bowl - but honestly this one really epitomizes the matter.

@jamiebythesea

It’s funny that people picture Victorian fashion as dull an steampunkish in colour, when in reality, bright garish colours were super fashionable thanks to the invention on new dyes.

@thebibliosphere

Old God.  Crowned.

The landscape of my dreams

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

Millennials are always talking about disappearing into the woods and becoming one with the moss, meanwhile our elders are out there living our dreams. #directaction

I lost it entirely at the rhubarb.   I didn’t know I needed this, and it is beautiful beyond words.