Claude

i hope the person who made the romeo and juliet uquiz never deletes it and also knows that i think about it at least once a month

you have a disgusting "true love" fetish

crazy how so many of your experiences as a girl are shaped based on whether you are perceived as attractive or not

His holiness only gives sermons like that when he's ovulating.

Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial

@amtrak-official

So connect the Windsor-Quebec Corridor and the Northeast Corridor with HSR, that isn't that bad of an idea. It doesn't even need to be that distant dream that is Meglev, just making it fast frequent rail would do it, I would prioritize getting a connection between Boston and Montreal in this system but it is an exciting idea

brb gonna masturbate to the thought of you real quick

2024 is gonna be the year it all turns around for my favourite colour the lovable underdog orange

I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

Fuck i just got shot you gotta suck the bullet out beffore it kills me!

he (fictional) wants me so bad

The “just a little something for me” sends me every time

i think of this every time i'm at a urinal. my bf and i don't even have to say it out loud. if we're in a public restroom together we just know

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

They should invent a bear that is not dangerous and wants to be my friend and cuddle

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