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Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes
i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world
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Harry du Bois would say this.
do you fuck with my unwritten story
do you fuck with the weird guy i made

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a little birdie told me
how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now
You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing
Something that annoys me is the constant whining about "more queer spaces, more queer communities" but then they're immediately like "yeah! And we need ones that don't cost money or require a purchase!"
Girl that's exactly why they close down after a year. You NEED money to keep these places open. There's no magic Gay Money Pot with endless cash to keep these places open. It requires YOU to put your money where your values are!!
Like there was a queer coffee shop in my city. Owned and operated by a bunch of LGBT people. Not a cishet on the schedule. Tons of young people raved about it.
And it made it about 2 years before shutting down completely. Because all those young people who begged for a place exactly like this would just show up, not buy a single thing, and leave. You cannot build a community without putting your money into it. This isn't about capitalism, this is just reality. You can't open a restaurant where no one buys your food. You can't have a gay bar that only serves 5% of the population and actively excludes everyone else. This is what I mean when I say people confuse "community" and "friend group." You're not obligated to spend money when hanging out with your friend group. But if you want a lasting community centered space, you need to open up that wallet.
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noelle voice: kris we can get through door 9 with just the two of us
Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive
i cant fucking believe you guys
A “where are they now” kind of reflection on this post that was made 12 years ago and has 70,000 notes for some reason:
- I really appreciate that truejaku not only mentions one-ler, my cannibal once-ler ask blog, but also includes context, allowing this post to be enjoyed by those outside of my circle. I believe their contribution is surely the defining factor in the success of this post, which truly gets funnier the less you know me.
- I like pennydreadfuljournal telling me to show him how well I boil an egg. This may seem to some like a “haha random xd tumblr humor” moment. But it’s actually something very relevant and personal to me, because 12 years ago I was really into boiling eggs.
one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee
Light answers a tough question
Solidarity

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