Um Seriously?

10 a.m. "Offices pulled over a vehicle traveling 5 mph that had all of its tires flattened, its roof caved in and windshield busted out. Police said the driver, a 41-year-old Steamboat woman, rolled the vehicle down an embankment near the Steamboat Springs Cemetery and was trying to continue to drive home after suffering minor injuries. The woman was taken to the hospital and arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol."

9:34 a.m. "Officers were called to a report of someone in the 100 block of Hillside Drive who had their email account hacked and spam email was being sent to friends."

10:38 a.m. "Officers were called to a report of someone putting trash on a vehicle parked in the 3100 block of Ingles Lane. Police said the trash was a letter complaining about how badly the car was parked."

12:16 a.m. Officers were called to a report of a disturbance in the 1600 block of Graystone Drive. Two women were slapping each other, and neither one wanted to press charges.

1:16 a.m. "Officers were called to a report of about 10 kids having fun and making noise in the first block of Cypress Court. Officers gave a warning."