Umm... Sure, why not?

dinosaurs spoke esperanto and thats why they had to die

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.