Smells like a soft kiss.

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

*at a party* Hey the rest of us are gonna do some HRT in the bathroom wanna join

this aged well

This is a waste of time. I learned this week about ‘deep fried memes’, which is evidently just adding a Photoshop filter on a meme and calling it a day. Why are so many people reblogging and following shit like this?

lol you are so mad at September Bass Boost

Yeah, it hurts and is not at all interesting.

check it out fellas this guy is for real complaining about Earth Wind & Fire September Bass Boosted

And you should too, being that it’s a representation of the downfall of humor and culture.

sorry, i’ve been so busy telling other people that I’ve forgotten about you - were YOU aware that you are not only mad but, like, eschatologically bothered by the fact that I ran September through an amp and an EQ in Audacity and then posted it?

This is the sound of realizing your joke falls flat.

I can do this shit all night, man. You still haven’t addressed how insane it is that you are mad, butthurt even, about an digital iteration of September somewhere out in the world being edited 500% louder than normal.

Lazy creativity.

Rinsed

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