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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

perfect for a sanitation company!

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week