Ultra Even More Infinite Pit II: The Infinipittening

big fan of vampires stumbling upon someone who resembles their lost love and protecting them with their presence while nonchalantly visiting them. is it healthy? probably not. but they live forever and when they find a little happiness they gotta hold onto it even if just for a day.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

I made Strahd in my tomadachi life game, and after he failed to ask a woman out he said something like “im not losing hope. I’m going to try again… this time with DEODORANT on!” And I cackled. what an appropriately pathetic thing for a loser to say.

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

I laugh every time like a MONSTER

@stick-eridian-collection

blocked everyone not in the vampire bride polycule so if you’re seeing this i have some news for you

Strahdcore