Food and Love which is of course the same thing

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

the engineers designing the tesla truck

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all