Food and Love which is of course the same thing

hungry slenderman be like cook my eight meals

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

the internet is great but sometimes it'll tell you that there's a girl you really need to hug but she's 8000km away

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

les mis fix it fic call that "less miserable"

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

Motion Picture Association of America.

Entertainment Software Rating Board

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice