Food and Love which is of course the same thing

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Fuuuuck

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

"the thing about paranoia is well what if I'm right" no actually I'll do you one better. what if it's the fourth wolf-crying incident in a row and I successfully manage to talk myself down and convince myself that I'm imagining all the ringing alarm bells bcuz that's what I did the last four times. so I ignore it and look away. and then. specifically due to me relaxing and turning around. The Fucking Wolf.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

ver el partido es muy agotador para los argentinos porque estamos haciendo todo tipo maniobras mágicas y psíquicas a la par de los jugadores

dicho esto hay que empezar el gualichaje hoy mismo para el miércoles, inglaterra maneja magias muy oscuras

Encima hizo la jugada MENOS DEFENDIBLE DEL MUNDO como que ni nos podemos enojar, solo es todo confusión de "por que te pegaste un tiro en el pie?"

Si se trata de una guerra de omegas Julian ya va embarazado al partido