Food and Love which is of course the same thing

Missing Claudia hours😭😭 she deserved so much more

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

oh yknow. the devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to.

the anti argentina campaign is getting so bad (especially on tiktok, shocker 🙄) it’s actually mind-blowing. i just saw someone trying to say that the topo gigio celebration is imitating a monkey, making it a racist caricature. meanwhile, it takes barely a single google search to learn who juan román riquelme is and why the argentine players perform the same celebration pose. i’ve been following fútbol for all of the month that this world cup has been going for, and i learned the history behind riquelme and his celebration almost immediately, without even seeking it out. literally just look things tf up before you start spreading harmful misinformation. take two damn seconds to start thinking about WHY a campaign of hate would be spread about a global south country with resources fascist USA wants to take for themselves. i promise you, it’s okay to realize you were wrong and to do better going forward.

Trains are a necessity for the masses ability to move in our future

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

What if everything gets better in 2016

I’m not astrology but god I love Scorpio stereotypes. I like that the zodiac has a cartoon supervillain sign.

sorry I can’t hang out today I have to plan a graveyard orgy ritual for my mystery cult. soon my dark purposes will be fulfilled. you know how it is with sinister puppetmasters… ah ha ha ha.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat