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one day youâll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and youâll make some coffee and pancakes and itâll all be alright
Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26, I woke up to this exact thing.
This gives me so much hope
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Heâs sad :(
why.
hes not sad hes just having a sitÂ
Just One Of Those Days.
are you healed, or just distracted
The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldnât even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
Iâm so glad they arenât around
omg me too. Iâm scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. Iâm so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, arenât alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: â12 fucking feet?!?!  Iâm fucking glad itâs extinct!âÂ
Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesnât always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isnât around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISNâT STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DONâT. WE DONâT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THATâS NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
this is so relevant to my interestsÂ
It wasnât just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground slothsâŚ
THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
Weâve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.
DONâT FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUSÂ WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS
BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THEREâS MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH
The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, donât forget how giant the bugs were.
I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post
Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They havenât found signs of its extinction
scientists: âwe havenât seen a megalodon in quite some time now, letâs just hope itâs exstinctâ
This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals
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its crazy how much youâll tolerate for someone you care about
These unwanted interactions happen way too frequently
my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
âyou are. stealinkâŚ. my nutsâŚâ
ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you⌠like⌠one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy⌠get a hobby⌠yikes
self care is roasting the mean voice in your head
no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece
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IT STILL DOES
I want my husband to have this accent
alright, thatâs fine, thatâs pretty con-fucking-venientÂ
Put this in the MOMA
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i canât even adequately explain why
Itâs a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasnât had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. Itâs comedy genius.
my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
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when you fail a level 20 times and the loading screen is like âremember you can always change the difficulty setting in the options menu!! :))â
