as fire loves innocence

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

Look at my post boy

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

wheres those tweets where like. someone misread a tweet saying marx was ugly as their bias being ugly so they attacked them and they were like UNPROVOKED??? but when the responder realised they misread it instead of chilling out they doubled down

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone