heroes sometimes die

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

Can parents stop acting like providing a child’s basic needs is something to be earned? So many kids grow up traumatised because they were made to feel guilty about the existence they never asked for

im starting the sex negative movement y’all r way too horny and way too proud of being that horny

That’s just called being a Catholic lol

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

Neon Groantube Evangelion

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

WHAT

W

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

the fact that im bisexual doesn’t make me “available to men” it just means if i CHOOSE to let a demon into my life, I can

I feel like TheBootyDiaries is that one pretty friend who is really funny and at the same time will come up to your window at 3 am asking if you want some noodles.

i am always lurking in the bushes with a ramen noodle

so like just one single noodle

ya but like it’s long

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

hate this site

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

i am, im sitting next to you right now

I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible. 

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

HOW ARE THEY NOT LAUGHING?