having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast