I’d Be Dead In Dog Years Too.

hey babe, your aura is strange and unsettling. i dig it.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

opinions on shipping aside although you all know how i feel about that but i do think it is incredibly boring to take a character who goes "im literally fine dont even worry about it im fine dont patronize me i will kill you ive never regretted anything ever" because he is a sore loser & thinks hes always right & refuses to change in any way & doesnt want to believe that hes done anything he should feel bad about & hes incredibly incredibly lonely because hes horrible to everyone around him & he refuses to be vulnerable in any way unless it helps him get what he wants & Because of all that he refuses to accept help or try to get better. and then take that and go "yeah the reason hes so defensive and angry is actually because he misses his ex🥺and he wants to kiss him so bad" THATS SO BORINGGGGGGG !!!! ITS SO BORING !!!!!!!! STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT ROMANCE I WILL KILL YOUUU!!! CHARACTERS CAN HAVE CONFLICT WITHOUT ROMANCE BEING INVOLVED !!!!!

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

u can tell the 4chan migration on here was successful / we lost the culture war bc anytime i even touch a post regarding autism i automatically get recommended more post about it and the post will literally have phrases like “total neurotypical death” with 20k notes and a bunch of high functioning white autistic ppl rbing it happily and giggling and whatever not even caring that “tnd” is a racist dog whistle no not even a dog whistle just straight up a racist chant but if u ask them to stop using it they go “so now we cant even complain about neurotypical?????” as if thats whats being criticized instead of the fact that yall r extremely open to fascism as long as its fun

to clarify any variation of “total ____ death” is just a rebranding of the nazi slogan “total nigger death” like. ur just using a nazi slogan, u cannot swap out black people in that phrase and think its okay to use now, especially if ur still using a word that starts with the letter n like im kinda sick of yall being so okay with hating black people