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hey babe, your aura is strange and unsettling. i dig it.

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scarymonsters-andsupercreeps

I’ve had enough

planeposting

Stabilize our trajectory please

Pitch up

Pitch down

Left rudder

Right rudder

Left roll

Right roll

No1 engine thrust

No2 engine thrust

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Altitude

Voting ended onMay 10

I just wanna see how we crash this plane

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Good luck soldiers

dovewithscales

If I'm understanding this correctly this plane actually maybe isn't crashing, but slowly spiraling upward.

hyratel

Looks like it's in a climb at a minor left sideslip. We're in right rudder, no.2 right engine strong, so rudder and engine thrust may be cancelling out

planeposting

Honestly I would challenge whether we're in a climb, I think realistically we might even be descending? But that's based on my extremely silly unofficial interpretation. We're definitely in a left sideslip though, so congrats to all the sideslip fans, you made it happen!

loveridden1999

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

ruffboi-mags

emolgana

incredible stuff happening out there

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seriouslyamerica

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

chuunioniika

this speaks to me in ways i didn’t know memes could

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this post is from 2013 btw

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linseedling

Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute fanart

@eddieintheocean

bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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🐝 sillywasp Follow

This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸🌼🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭 I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️

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🦗 crashopper Follow

HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

🪰 d1ptteraaaaa Follow

Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

🪲 shiny-turd Follow

Then why is your blog full of vore

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Can't a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖💓💖💓💖💓

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:3c

🐜 cottagecore-gate Follow

dont you FUCKIGN dare

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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

🦋 bread-and-butter-fly Follow

Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

🦂 pseudoabdomen Follow

why do you know so much about ants

🦋 bread-and-butter-fly Follow

I tricked ants into raising me

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Youre a termite of course youd say that

🪳 thecrawlerrrrrr Follow

That's so fucking racist???

🐛 fluffyfellow Follow

lmao .You are both racist 🙄

🦂 pseudoabdomen Follow

IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

🦋 bread-and-butter-fly Follow

Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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What have you MANIACS done to my post

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king-monky

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

lilium-orientalis-deactivated20

It can happen to the

of us

cottoncandylesbo

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

segamascot

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

hexjulia

lmao god, english upper class people... I was reading Mathilda, and there's all these monologues about the protagonist going insane from loneliness and not knowing how to act when she finally strikes up a friendship again; she has retired to a cottage in the woods and is essentially in hiding. All this time we're given the impression that she is utterly alone in that cottage. Much woe about the completeness of her loneliness. and then.

what do you mean your servant ...? in your cottage in the woods where you were so utterly alone? that one?

hexjulia

pt 2, this time Frankenstein by the same. Said Frankenstein is greatly relieved when he returns and the 'apartment was empty' because this means his monster has fled. but then

...did that servant materialise out of thin air to bring him food in his room. The place not actually empty, just empty of people of his own class. he just left the servant and his monster with each other while he was out.

Eventually the monster was like "well this is awkward. I'm out." and the servant presumably just filed the encounter under "weird shit upper class people do" and went on with his life.

lierdumoa

I remember taking this college elective on film adaptations and we talked about the controversy caused by the PBS adaptation of Emma, which made a point of putting servants in every. single. scene, confronting the audience with the reality that the main characters are surrounded by servants constantly and are choosing not to acknowledge their presence. Emma is consoling her "poor" friend Harriet over her misfortune and the entire time a servant is standing there silently brushing Emma's hair or some shit. Virtually every other adaptation of Emma does a very good job of invisiblizing the constant presence of the working class labor force that allowed these people to live the way they did.

technologistrevolution

If anyone is interested the murder mystery Gosford Park specifically explored this phenomenon. Roger Ebert did a review of it here.

mycatwantstoeatpins

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A quote from Mary Shelley's Mathilda: '[...] arrived and quite incapable of taking off my wet clothes that clung about me. In the morning, on her return, [highlighted] my servant [end highlight] found me almost lifeless, while possessed by a high fever I was lying on the floor of my room.

A quote from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein: [...] hands for joy and ran down to Clerval. [highlighted] We ascended into my room, and the servant presently brought breakfast; [end highlight] but I was unable to contain myself. It was not joy only that possessed me; I felt my flesh tingle with excess of sensitiveness, and my pulse beat rapidly.]

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isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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