𝖇𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘

oh shit y’all. just realized i left my world-stupidifying crystal active on my porch for like, 12 years. gonna go turn that off

hm. the on/off switch appears to have rusted

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

god i fucking love language so much

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

The grungly gamer peaking hard with this posture! And you too could game with your good friend Peak Gaming Posture for only $29.99 today!

Just use LibreOffice tbh

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM