there isnt enough vyvanse in the world to help me

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly