Blog theme: Incoherent Screaming

The well and proper Captain Laurence: Once again I am at a Crossroad in my Life. Where I am lacking a Purpose and a Place in respectable Society. Whatever shall I do?

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

this is a man who, on unexpectedly reuniting with an alive version of the evil music teacher who ruined his life, not only allowed him to pet him (while sqq's limbs were in ripping range, c'mon) while going ?? but pivoted so fast to seduction literally the second it occurred to him. bing-ge hated the guy! that's kind of key to his origin story! shizun no good very bad and gets murdered about it! but shizun is nice for 0.2 seconds and suddenly sex is very much on the table

bing-ge is also the man who, after his seduction attempt failed and he got beaten up by bing-mei, turned for a dramatic come with me moment with, again, the suddenly nicer version of his evil teacher. who i cannot stress enough has been nice to him for like one tuesday afternoon, after a lifetime of Not Nice. and bing-ge is ready to run away into the sunset together already. admittedly he's run away into a lot of sunsets with many many women, but rarely has he looked so upset about it. he is shooting his shot with no reflection or apparent hesitation, it is literally his first opportunity to Bond with shen qingqiu for real and he is grabbing it with both hands, like go huge king but also say what now

bing-ge is also the World's Straightest Man with more wives than he's had hot meals, yet he reads like One smutty rpf about him and his old teacher and is like wait, you can DO that? and all of a sudden he is totally on-board with getting hot and heavy. not just with a dude, but with, again, the evil arts teacher who super ruined his life and their grudge has spanned forever but bing-ge is happy to just Forget all of that in exchange for some kissy time??

Olah Lodam, a young, beautiful, and principled Cardassian woman, has turned her own father over to the state for treason—testifying against him in open court and severing every tie to his disgrace. The state has declared her loyal… but Cardassian society is far less forgiving. Suspicion clings to her and her family like a shadow, and protection can only go so far. To survive, Oloh needs legitimacy. She needs a husband, and quickly. A Gul would be ideal—but in desperate times, any rising officer might do. Glinn Rojo Dal is dedicated to the military, but he is nearly forty and his ambitions of becoming a Gul are stalled by his solitary life. His commanding officer has made it clear: devotion must be proven not just in service, but in legacy. A wife could change everything, and luckily there is a woman on Cardassia II who is in urgent need of a husband. Perhaps they could come to some mutually beneficial arrangement, but they might just lose their hearts along the way

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