winning the star war

i'm back on my bing-ge bullshit again (he has bewitched me body and soul i need to know him i need to understand) but like. how am i even going to tag this fic. luo bing-ge and the dubiously ethical non-monogamy. luo bing-ge and his harem of wives that did consent to the dynamic of multiple spouses (in a historical context where polygamous marriages were expected no less), but that was before you inserted shen qingqiu into the mix and now the whole thing's gotten super weird and awkward. luo bing-ge's obsessive acquisition of More Wife versus luo bing-ge suddenly falling in love for real and now 💫 the vibes 💫 are like super off and the favoritism is extreme and genuinely dangerous for anyone not shen qingqiu. luo bing-ge's long-running "world's okayest emperor husband" campaign suddenly overturned as he aggressively guns for the title of "a+ husband but to shen qingqiu and shen qingqiu only (dear god please love me #desperation)". what do i tag you luo bing-ge

get outta here google ai summary, you're not getting between me and my beloved thesaurus.com