I am aware I'm being stupid

Before proposing to my spouse i straight up said "I don't have a speech planned or anything so I'm just gonna wing this" so unfortunately I get it

@likethesword

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE STOP TOUCHING IT

AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have never seen a post that is so new and so broken at the same time. Once in a lifetime oppurtunity

Getting in early on the new no notes reblog

They should invent a cat that understands the word no

friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her

"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both

i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.

bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

was baron pankraz the man or the horse

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil