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Macbeth was not lying, tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow do really be creeping in this petty pace from day to day

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If the only Jewish thing you could name in the past week is your bagel; if you understand that racists use "inner city" when they really mean Black but unironically carp about "AIPAC dark money" even when it rankles Jews; if you have the "antizionism isn't antisemitism" card at the ready for the next attack against a Jew or synagogue; then I'm not sorry - I don't trust your politics and I don't trust you, no matter how blue your ballot is. And when you complain in the future about how your Jewish acquaintances no longer talk to you, I'm giving you a mirror so you can see exactly who cashed in those tokens.
If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.
1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.
2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.
3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.
4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.
5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.
Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.
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love and cherish him forever. guy doing his best

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sometimes I wish I wasn't Jewish.
not all the time, mind you. I love going to shul and seeing my friends. I love my rabbinic program. I love the community, that everyone is a distant cousin I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet.
but sometimes you get into one of those moods. you've been scrolling on the internet for a little too long. and I wish, in those moments, that I wasn't Jewish. that all I had to do to make me feel like a good person is post a flag every once in a while. to make the odd "damn, harming Jews isn't OK!" post - at least, until we find out what the Jew did that brought the harm upon them. and then I would get to forget about it, to scroll to the next celebrity worship post, to donate to a political campaign for someone who I can think with reasonable certainty has at least my best interests at heart. to feel like I don't need to grovel and posture and say all the correct zeitgeist words to get a crumb of begrudging approval from the rest of the world.
I dunno how to end this. this was a vent post. feel free to vent in the notes.
The year is 1998. I am on line to buy Star Fox and Ocarina of Time for the current Nintendo system.
The year is 2011. I am on line to buy Star Fox and Ocarina of Time for the current Nintendo system.
The year is 2026. I am on line to buy Star Fox and Ocarina of Time for the current Nintendo system.
i wish tumblr had community notes. id add one that said "this user is a turk pretending to be an antizionist jew."
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Washington DC least serious city of all time. What do you MEAN you have a neighborhood called Foggy Bottom. "Yes hi I live in the capital of the United States and my address is Cloud Buttcheeks" get outta here with that shit.
If you think that's bad, you should see Pennsylvania.
We have a pair of towns called Intercourse and Climax.
Oh, and I forgot.
New York City has DUMBO.
You know what? Fair and true.
Fun fact! It's an acronym for Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass. It's also pretty nice if you can tune out the D and Q trains chugging along overhead every 20 minutes or so
Washington DC least serious city of all time. What do you MEAN you have a neighborhood called Foggy Bottom. "Yes hi I live in the capital of the United States and my address is Cloud Buttcheeks" get outta here with that shit.
If you think that's bad, you should see Pennsylvania.
We have a pair of towns called Intercourse and Climax.
To be frank, my actual favorite place in Pennsylvania is King of Prussia because, like, come on
Washington DC least serious city of all time. What do you MEAN you have a neighborhood called Foggy Bottom. "Yes hi I live in the capital of the United States and my address is Cloud Buttcheeks" get outta here with that shit.
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i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d
noticed the two types of people in the tags
Rat Lion babyyyyyyy
Though if we're also going by the Jewish month zodiac then I'm on the cusp between the Rat Lion and the Virgin Rat. Both of which are highly funny to me. Canonically unfucked rat

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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
I am now the deity of Height.
I find this funny because I’m only 5 foot
@miapanktrot @notkiramoon505 @sage0clock @p3skybirdd @nerd-alerts @beanzdabean @itsbeeugaymers @ur-bestie57 @multishipper33 @onceuponastori @aussiebeth @noticethelotus
This is a tag game now
I am the Deity of Second. all bow down to your magnetic majesty, for I specialize in the silver of a consolation prize and a pocket watch.
@deltenner @genderless-spiderlily @callofwinter @strawbxrrypies @peskybirdonyx @aries0nmars + open
I am the Deity of Opposition. I like this one. hehe.
@myphycopharmacologist @peskybirdonyx @miapanktrot @djyapyap33 @rzkx @ranchersghost @reguiarsalad +open tags
I am the Deity of Review!! Accurate, I do love opinions and sharing mine
@randylastname @glassesghosties @ink-stained-ambition @raven-cyclist @imactuallyspiderman42 + open <3
deity of restoration, im gonna fix the worldddd >:D
@apollosbookshelf @starry-eyed-stag @unassumingcavegoblin @ineffable-soandso @mossyboy98 @gemwesper + open!
deity of ice… so either i’ll never be cold again or i’ll always be cold forever
I am the Deity of Hair.
@knight-of-skyloft @greatsageequaltoheaven @gatorgirldick @logic-sandwich @loki-god-of-mischief-13 @chewbaccaaah @keeper-of-the-flames + open