Purple Potato

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

Back when you had six seconds to be creative af with minimal editing

My first Doctor. Time for a re-watch.

I'll be honest. The most expensive part of the SCA for me is feeling personally responsible for feeding everyone who might even remotely pass under our day shade.

OK so I don't hit people with swords because they tend to hit back, but feeding people? Cooking Feast or other meals for anything between 30 and 100 people? I'm there for it.

You can get Sushi if you land on no engines.

Ich auch, mein Freund Bus, ich auch.

Wait, people legitimately RP'd on Omegle?? How did that even work??

Oh yes, that was where fandom went to random-RP. I still have some excellent Sherlock RP’s saved somewhere on my computer.

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

None Earth with South New Zealand

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

In Germany, we don’t say “let’s go” we klatschen mit den Händen auf die Oberschenkel and say “Jetzt geht jeder noch mal aufs Klo und dann reiten wir los” and I think that’s rad.

wdym you can hear it?

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

YO what the FUXK

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day