Ramblings of a Nerd

Unfortunately my nervous system cannot tell the difference between the idea of someone possibly politely declining me and a nuclear bombing at my location.

those without pure heart refer to this website as “an app”

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

God reveals in the silly what the serious are too uptight to understand

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

the most intimate things are never sexual