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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

#oddly comforting #like the jumping spiders in my clerestory windows #very fast very cute but disturbs me greatly #they are allowed free reign of said windows

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biteorflight

American girl doll yuri be upon ye

aetherograph

@nethilia

cash4bees

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

#how dare you say we farm engagement #our engagement is STRICTLY free range

methodical-coffee

Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner.

homunculus-argument

Did you have a happy childhood, and can you cut onions without crying?

I had a happy childhood and I can cut onions without crying

I had a happy childhood and I can't cut onions without crying

I didn't have a happy childhood and I can cut onions without crying

I didn't have a happy childhood and I can't cut onions without crying

I emerged from a ditch already fully grown/I've never been trusted with a knife

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

No nuance, if you had to hesitate at all, the answer is "no".

thetomeoftatteredthoughts

i am waiting for the context behind this one, because its always the most esoteric thing ever

homunculus-argument

There's a specific way of pacing your blinking frequency that you can learn to do to prevent tears from welling up if you can anticipate what, when, and how something is going to make you want to cry. I thought the correlation between knowing how to do that, and having an unhappy childhood, would be stronger than that.

$fracturedbabel blog's avatar$

fracturedbabel

I feel like you're always running some lowkey human science experiment with the polls whenever you end up on my feed.

homunculus-argument

I mean technically the biggest difference between "science experiment" and "fucking around and finding out" is taking notes.

#put water on your forearms or wear contacts/goggles #you cry because the gas released by onions converts to sulfuric acid when it hits the moisture in your eyes #put a bunch of moisture on something below it = conversion happens before your eyeballs #my captain told us a story about how he always felt like a badass bc onions never made him cry #then he scratched his cornea and had to only wear glassses for a while #and the onion tears took their revenge

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herssian

lytha!

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Voting ended onAug 6

marmotsomsierost

punkrorschach

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

punkrorschach

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

catblog-weatherwax

This is crisis work. You've heard of caretaker fatigue? The burnout rates in crisis are so much fucking higher. You put my desk right where you did on purpose. Staff come in the door, there's the timeclock to punch in, then there's me. I am the first thing of their day. And the last.

I WILL BE THE CHANGE I WANT TO FUCKING SEE IN THE WORLD.

I will be exactly as whimsical and forcefully a reminder to prioritize rest and self-care as i want to be. For the good of the staff. Which is also the good of the people we help in the community. The staff's job is to support community members. My job is to support staff. Whether leadership likes it or not.

marmotsomsierost

i have enough scrub tops to get me through 10 days of work without doing laundry (because i am a feral gremlin who forgets time is A Thing until i open mg drawer and only the sad reject backup scrub top or my old ambulance days ems week t-shirts remain, and having double backup saves me from having to actually get *to* the SRBST days) and like...maybe two of them are a 'professional' solid color. i have a few sanrio tops (the day i found a solo keroppi top was a glorious day), a pokemon top, a intentional-or-not-idk bi flag ombre with shiny gold stars (most of the shiny is quite faded bc it's... 6 years old at this point), a couple of tokidoki tops, and a couple more sedate patterns with like leaves and birbs and mountains etc.

the sanrio and the pokemon ones get the most lit-up faces, but the sparkly ones get eyed avariciously by all the fun-looking old ladies.

i also decided semi-recently that i can achieve two goals at once: get rid of a bunch of little things and trinkets and beads, and offer a little whimsical fuckery to the people around me. i had a bunch of little glittery ducks in a cup with a sign saying 'take a duck for good luck/toma un pato para éxito' and those fuckers went *fast*- and not just kids! for ems week i had a bunch of little animal figures that i put out where the medics check in with a sign saying something like it's dangerous to go alone, take this or adopt don't shop your rig buddy, i can't remember entirely. little stone hearts, fuzzy keychains, snarky stickers, stuck a bunch of felt rainbowy patches on badge reels...

one of the nurses i worked with yesterday was telling me i should set up an instagram and sell the bracelets etc, and i was like...i mean maybe eventually for the stuff i actually put work in but that's not the point of these. they take like five minutes tops, they're not precious materials, they're just...everything sucks, so much, so often. being able to break the drudge even for a second is great. having people see me again a few days later and go 'oh hey! my (relation) stole my ducky, do you have more?' or 'i taped the lil dinosaur to the radio stands' etc is fantastic. i've definitely gotten a few weird looks but like. unless you're in admin or jhaco or something, i don't give a shit. cringe is fake and a lie and life is too short to not enjoy the things you enjoy even if they are childish or silly or useless.

#SOMEWHERE i have a stash of about a billion o2 washers #that i'm 1000% turning into some kind of charm thing somehow #see how many people go .....wait

tmbgareok

marmotsomsierost

🐦🔌💡🕹🦉⌚️⌚️⤵️🐑

#i first encountered tmbg because of a book #and if you can guess the book you will win a prize

normal-thoughts-official

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

rapidashrider

#cat VR antsy garrotes #weld verse dinette ikat #eggs troy dinar alley nights

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spin-the-wheel-polls

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 10 hours 56 minutes

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

somecunttookmyurl

#i can never feel warm #if this means i can only feel cooler than warm than yeah sure fine #if this means i only get HEATDEATH or minusgrader then less fine

spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

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2 more!!

talesfromtreatment

Every time I read stupid misinformation about dogs and grains the desire to chuck a handful of oatmeal, Ruckus' all time favorite scavenging snack, around my living room becomes irresistible.

#the lil steppies #too cute

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

#or ska #smashmouth's flo has been on my arrrrg get shit dooone playlist for yeeears #sophie ellis bexter murder on the dancefloor is also there

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#the only type of physics that makes sense

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