cui dono lepidum novum libellum?

man that iv benadryl hits real hard

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

@nethilia

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

i am waiting for the context behind this one, because its always the most esoteric thing ever

There's a specific way of pacing your blinking frequency that you can learn to do to prevent tears from welling up if you can anticipate what, when, and how something is going to make you want to cry. I thought the correlation between knowing how to do that, and having an unhappy childhood, would be stronger than that.

I feel like you're always running some lowkey human science experiment with the polls whenever you end up on my feed.

I mean technically the biggest difference between "science experiment" and "fucking around and finding out" is taking notes.

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.