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vulcartist

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

tournevis-real

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

girl-blorbo-polls

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 45 minutes

#i work in an er and am very chill about blood but even still i have Concerns about being attatched to toby daye for a day #sam carter is physics and i suck at physics but she already has to deal with classicist-ish daniel jackson so i should be ok #cimorene and i are golden #amelia peabody? dream #beka rosselin-metadi? oh hell yeah. is it gonna be good? no. safe? absolutely not. delightfully insane? oh fuck yes #cordelia my beloved i will *try* to keep up with you

poll-position

You are given a short-lived curse in which you have a song stuck in your head for a week. On the bright side, you get to pick the song. Which do you choose?

American Pie (Don Mclean)

Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)

Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex)

Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

Dancing Queen (ABBA)

Happy (Pharrell Williams)

Hot n Cold (Katy Perry)

Single Ladies (Beyonce)

Take Me Home Country Roads (John Denver)

Wannabe (Spice Girls)

We Didn’t Start The Fire (Billy Joel)

9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)

Remaining time: 11 hours 47 minutes

januarydivide

Joke’s on me I’ve had every one of these stuck in my head for at least a week at some point in my life.

#can't believe i'm gonna say this #cotton eye joe #BECAUSE i have already spent whole summers with it stuck in my head #as it is a catchy song and an easy polka beat that still allows for more complicated steps #specifically the remix listed bc it's a swedish band so we played it at skogfjorden and blew kids' minds #bc they had no idea rednex was swedish #so i have already suffered the suggested curse and survived

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

#as long as they're not fabric scissors #i can work with them

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whatbigotspost

Me .25 seconds before I lose something for the rest of my natural life, "hmm...this seems like a safe place to stash this for now..."

anerdyfeminist

I’m truly so GD annoyed at myself about this. 3 times in the past 3 days I’ve gone looking for something I know I own and have stored somewhere and now that I need them THEY’RE ALL MISSING AND I HATE EVERYTHING INCLUDING MYSELF

#i can handle three moves #thing in random spot 1 moves to new random spot? ok. moves to random spot 3? generally ok w/ a bit of pause #thing leaves spot three? nope #gone #EVEN IF THAT SPOT IS WHERE IT BELONGS

fakelawyerbug

I've seen a bunch of "fandom etiquette" posts on my dash today and I'm going to say something that is maybe going to be unpopular but;

The absolutely pervasive mentality that unwanted criticism or critique shouldn't be given and should be ignored is why fans of color don't stay in fan spaces.

And I am not going to mince words here:

A lot of you are racist. A lot of your fan works are racist.

That might have been difficult to hear. And if it was, you should probably reflect on why that was.

"Fandom etiquette" has created a space where fans of color either bite our tongues and eventually leave or say something, get dogged on, and then eventually leave.

So much of "fandom etiquette" seems to be about insulating creatives from Feeling Bad and hostility to any kind of negative feedback is a pretty big contributor to why bigotry festers in these spaces.

iridescentoracle

#imo the potluck analogy applies- it would be rude to critique someone's icing technique at a potluck bc it wasn't as good as at the bakery #but if they had decorated their cupcakes w hate symbols it wouldn't be rude to tell them that's gross and gtfo #in fact it would be inappropriate to NOT say anything in that situation #or to complain that another guest who did point it out was 'ruining everyone's potluck' #and pointing out racism in fan works is 100% the second thing not the first! (via destructions-daughter)

#i feel like the notes are devolving into the 'the point attention arcs' meme #where like a third of people are yes-anding right back into dead dove is Bad Actually and ykinmkato is Wrong #and another third are arguing semantics #like #okay #bisexuality has never meant only cis men and cis women right? it is not inherently transphobic #but saying to someone 'that's not what bisexual means' or 'bisexuality isn't transphobic' without recognizing that people *do* believe that #glosses over the fact that people do use that to be biphobic or to excuse it #the actual definition of a thing and how people define a thing is not always the same #yes no unsolicited crit or ykinmkato or dead dove is for grammar or headcanons or skill or themes etc etc etc #or for telling someone their work is centered on a racist trope or that their coachellification of native regalia is inappropiate #but we do have to recognize that people do think that in absolutes. that people do use it to ignore racism or excuse it #or to excuse themselves from learning about their unconscious racism and addressing it #and at the same time we need to recognize that people co-opt this as a wedge to add in things that are purity politics or terf ideology etc #and refute that WITHOUT minimizing the fact that fandom exists in society* which is broadly built on racism #and i may be doing exactly what i'm saying not to do #using bisexuality as a comparative example/trying to reframe in a way people might see where the 'fandom etiquette' is being used

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#i ugly-ugly cried over the book Marley & Me.#i was on a plane and my seatmate was slightly desperately trying without trying to figure out if i was ok #finally he was like....miss. miss the plane is very safe. it is okay.#and i was internally like 'yes? i know?? why???' and then processed that it was more turbulent than normal #and i picked up the book and went thank you no i am not afraid i just. the book. it. my dog. not the thunderstorm fear but. my dog.#i think it had only been a year or two since we'd had to put him down before the book came out #and the gentleman on the plane was still looking baffled at me and then the person next to him was like omg that book is so sad #never saw the movie and warned my folks not to read it on a plane #the beginning of guardians of the galaxy hit REAL hard bc we'd lost dan like less than a month before #we were like hey lets go see a funny marvel movie for a mood booster. hey. what the fuck.#not a movie but i also uglycried like three months ago bc my music player chose violence #and played LCCB who puts his trust / berlevåg mannskor's deilig er jorden AND concordia choir's o magnum mysterium IN SUCCESSION #sure!!!! i don't need my heart thanks!!!! it's fine!!!!!!#i guess marley and me is more memoir than fiction but still #i was too DON'T YOU DO IT STABENOW DON'T YOU- THERE ARE TOO FEW PAGES LEFT FOR THIS DON'T YOU DARE to cry #at the end of one of the kate shugak books #i think most recently it was when i finally read the last pterry i'd never read #i had been holding on to the shepherd's crown because if i read it than it was real and there'd never be any more #and then someone in the book discord or here or something said like 'pterry wrote so we could read with him why deny that' or similar #and i was like ...fuck. okay.#....#goddammit now o magnum mysterium is in my head #i do not have time to dissolve into goo today okay fuck let me live rene clausen you magnificent bastard #oh i also came across the written excerpt from ovid i had from grandpa and i was intermittently crying for the whole damn day #i had to go read catullus 101 and just finish myself off then tylenol-coldpack-on-eyes in order to function at all the rest of the day

satorugojowidow

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

#yes #norway was fuckin ROBBED okay #but you could make a tiny argument there as well

wheeloffortune-design

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

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spin-the-wheel-polls

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Voting ended onJul 14

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

marmotsomsierost

...

"what creature are you?"

"what are you, a cop?"

zagreus

#like four seconds in and i am cringing and noping the fuck out hard enough #that i briefly forgot my death headache and my uterine murderation #but like #not worth it

captainofthetidesbreath

the craziest thing to come out of the Lore Keepers' Ledger so far is learning that Campaign 4 is entirely hand-mixed (shoutout to Chris Wilmott, their sound mixer)

#B R O W H A T #hwhat #fuckin #SIX gave me nightmares and we weren't even handling the music!!!

this is the addams family. carolyn jones my beloved. john astin you delightful madman.

this is ALSO the addams family. raul julia and anjelica huston absolutely read the assignment.

but what do i encounter when i decide to idly click on the short about the addams family while doomscrolling in my miserypit of uterine revenge?

what curses my continued existence??

what indeed!!

what in the AI slopified fuck. WHY in the ai slopified fuck. WHO in the ai slopified fuck?? you have sucked the soul, the life, even the very joi de vivre macabre from their eyes!!! why!!!!!!

#also why did i look at the comments.#i know better.#i just wanted someone to validate me not being in a fever dream BUT N0 #people claiming LEAVE IT TO BEAVER was superior family love goals #HOW DARE YOU #your eyes are not worthy of beholding the great carolyn jones okay

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#plont seeds #will trade 4 books

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