Prince of Egypt soundtrack >>> any other animated movie soundtrack do not fuck with me
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Prince of Egypt soundtrack >>> any other animated movie soundtrack do not fuck with me
I. SEND. MY. SCOURGE. I. SEND. MY. SWORD. THUS SAITH THE LORD

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SHut UP BELLA Hadid does not look like ted cruz wtf
my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
looking for a group of 5 to 7 women who will sit on the floor and wail with me in grief
This is so cute 🥺
The family that cosplays together is cute as shit together

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“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”
Asexuals
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
guys guys guys
‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases
so they mean fucking
“Bone Atrophy”
anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church
story time: presidential edition
so you know how everyone has a story
you know
like the story
like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
and you know exactly what they mean
the story
well
i have a story
and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
barack obama
pre-2008 reebok sneakers
and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life
so here we go
it all began eight years ago
(i was a gangly child then)
and barack obama came to town
(when i was a young girl)
(my father took me out into the city)
(to see the president of the united states, obama)
(barack obama)
except it wasn’t the city but where my parents worked
and my mother was hired to take pictures of obama shaking the hands of others
(rich people)
(ceo’s)
(people who didn’t wear reeboks to meet the president)
so i skipped school to see obama
(naturally)
(but my teacher was a republican so it still counted as an absence)
and the adventure begun
but as i soon learned
most of the adventure was waiting in a large room with my mother and some secret service men for roughly eight hours
because there is no timing with obama
(barack obama)
no one can know when obama is supposed to be there
(barack obama)
there is no, like, obama warning system
(barack)
it’s just that one second he’s not there
and the next second
he’s there
(barack obama)
so it was eight hours
and i remember nothing from those eight hours except for when one of the secret service men tried to talk to me
‘how are your studies,’ he said
how’s school, he probably meant
but i didn’t understand at the time
i was a gangly child
i was scared
he was tall
(i cried)
and then all of a sudden
(about eight hours into the eight hours)
he was there
(barack obama)
he was beauty
he was grace
he was
(barack obama)
he walked into the room
he wasn’t wearing reeboks
(i noticed)
(i began to feel i’d made a mistake)
my mother took pictures of him shaking the hands of others
(rich people)
(ceo’s)
(none of whom were wearing reeboks)
and at the very end
obama began to leave
(barack obama)
i was happy enough to have graced his presence
but my parents
my parents were not happy
they needed more
‘mr. obama,’ they called
and they pointed to me
‘of course,’ obama said
(barack obama)
he’s so nice, i thought
and then it hit me
oh no, i thought
oh yes, my parents thought at some point, probably
i’m obama, obama thought, most likely
i was going to meet obama
up close and personal
obama
(barack obama)
the rest was a blur
and the next thing i knew i was there
with obama
(barack obama)
his hand was shaking my hand
his hand was on my hand
(nothing had ever felt so right)
‘so what’s you’re name,’ he asked
(with obama’s voice)
(because he was obama)
(barack obama)
and i almost forgot but i told him
and he said it correctly even though it’s weird
(obama said my name)
and we were off to a good start
how was i to know
how was i to know the horrors to come
‘so how old are you,’ he asked then
and that’s when this dream became a nightmare
‘twelve,’ i said
a seemingly innocent answer
but here’s the thing
i was
thirteen.
(thirteen)
(13)
(12+1)
(16-3)
(13.0)
(Thirteen.)
what have i done, i thought
(panic! at the election)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LGopSVju4
i still don’t know why i did it
did i really forget?
did i do it for the thrill of the chase?
to see if i could?
maybe
but obama didn’t know
i did it, i thought, i lied
i lied to the president of the united states
i pulled it off
the greatest lie in history
the greatest heist
(i didn’t know what a heist was)
(i was thirteen)
‘oh so you’re in 6th grade then,’ obama said
shit.
i was so close
shit what do i say, i thought
the journey is not over
the nightmare rages on
what do i say
i open my mouth to say, yes
‘no,’ i say
what the fuck, i think
‘no i’m in 7th grade”
(because i was)
maybe he won’t know, i thought
but he did.
(obama’s been around the block)
(obama knows what’s up)
‘so you’re ahead of your class, then’ he said
(i wasn’t)
(i failed basic math at least twice by this time)
‘yes,’ i said, just wanting this nightmare to be over
just wanting the lie to end
for obama to call me out on my shit and arrest me
to spend the rest of my youth locked away in prison where i couldn’t hurt anyone any more with my lies
i waited
i waited for arrest
but arrest didn’t come
and that was even worse.
obama trusted me
obama thought i was a good kid
obama thought i was ahead of my class
(ahead of my class)
i let him down
i let obama down
(barack obama)
i watched him leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNH1baA_7k
obama, i mouthed out after him
obama i’m sorry
(he trusted me)
why did i do it, you ask
i don’t know
after all these years
i still don’t know
it still haunts me
i still wake up at night, shaking, and i think
i lied to the president of the united states
(twice)
the photographic evidence of my nightmare hangs in my father’s office
i’m smiling through my pain
i’m wearing reeboks
obama is not
(barack obama)
i hope that someday, after obama’s retirement
we can put this all behind us and start anew
start fresh
(no more lies)
(no more deceit)
but i’m not naive
i know that we can never really go back
back to the way things were
five seconds after i met him but five seconds before i lied
but i can dream
i can hope
obama
obama i’m sorry
(barack obama)
Megas vs Mystery Machine
When Cartoon Network was The Cartoon Network
Used to be so lit
the director of these bumpers put all the HD masters on his vimeo for free

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The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”
I started high school 7 years ago Jesus
u done yet
I’m trapped in one of the lockers
Great Moments in Black History
Redman’s cousin sleeping on the floor during his MTV Cribs segment.
When Gucci Mane was asked if he was inebriated in court and answered with “Bitch I might be”
when ODB went on stage during the GRAMMYS and said “Wu tang is for the children”
Nicki Minaj calling out Miley Cyrus on national television giving us the iconic “ Miley, what’s good ”
When Kanye took the mic from Taylor Swift
When Destiny’s Child announced they were getting back together on Oprah
When Snoop Dogg asked the East coast about love for the West Coast
When Dave Chapelle shot a slavemaster on cable television.
when common called drake Canada Dry
When Diana Ross jiggled lil Kim tit …
To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a record label where the executive producer’s…all up in the videos, all on the records, dancin’…then come to Death Row!
When ODB rolled up to the welfare office in a limousine
When Rick James told that white bitch from backstage who he was on TV
When YG showed up in a bulletproof vest and cut off pants
Whitney Houston trolling Diane Sawyer about her personal life for two solid hours “I ain’t telling you”
When “Bobby Bitch” dropped
Kanye saying George Bush doesn’t care about black people on live tv
When Jesse Williams got on the BET Awards and dragged every white person by their follicles and some black people too.
Monique letting Beyoncé know that big girls can “uh oh” too
When Django blew up the candy land plantation
Beyoncé 2016 SuperBowl performance
Annalise Keating getting a sew-in on national TV by Mary J. Blige is honestly the blackest thing I’ve ever seen…
Grace Jones being pulled by white dudes in her chariot in Boomerang.
When A.I. stepped over Lue
When Frozone was put in his place by his wife even though he needs to help save the world.
Vince Carter dunk over Frédéric Weis in the Olympics
When Eddie Murphy dropped RAW, currently the #1 box office stand-up of all times.
When Michel Jackson said “he was not the father”
Reblog for the culture
When Left Eye showed Andre who the fuck she was!
When Cissy Houston was side eyeing the hell out of Aretha
When Ray J threatened Fabolous on Hot 97
I’m crying.
When Patti Labelle told that white woman on the Tyra banks show she doesn’t eat paper boo
When Gucci mane aka big guwop exposed Angela Yee for her thot antics live on the breakfast club
When Randy Watson showed Whitney how the song is really sung
When Tupac and Snoop Dogg preformed at Cochella
When Rick James told ol’ girl who he was at the BET Awards.
When Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj to her grave
When A.I put the reporters on blast for talking about practice
when Rihanna threw that stack of cash at Stephen Hill the BET Awards
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
all of it!
When they announced the Black Panther movie with an ALL BLACK cast
Angela Basset burning her husbands shit in Waiting To Exhale
When Tommie Smith and John Carlos had to shut that shit down at the Olympics
Nuff said
If anybody wants to know about black culture, refer them back to this post #ForTheCulture
when cam’ron went on fox news, got bill o’reilly mad af and said “u maaaaaad” and called him doggy lmao
Beyoncé performing at Coachella being the first black woman to headline and closes that sentence w. A “ain’t that bout a bitch”
Some gems on here
Ray J got at Fab on Power 105.1*
Aretha’s entire funeral
The night Tupac ran into Bone Thugs at a awards show and my nigga Bizzy had on a shower cap
this happen at the Source awards on the same night the East Coast - West Coast beef started and it was all televised. Gotta be one of the blackest nights ever.
When bbq Becky called the police on black people trying to grill in Oakland and shortly thereafter they threw a big ass BBQing while black cookout with memes of her on t shirts
My boy miles hitting the big screen
Angela Bassett telling the white witch the whole spell just to tell her she wasn’t getting it & laughing in her face
Uncle Phil checking the police officer after Will and Carlton was arrested by racial profiling
This thread is so precious

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