I know I talk about my fat wiener sometimes but it’s just a bit. Being hung is actually so lame 🙄 having a small wiener is actually like … chic and cutting edge

One of my fervent and passionate obsessions in this life is trying to help people deprogram their internalized body standards particularly like surrounding genitalia …… I am a small cock lobbyist …. In fact hung people ? Death. To all of them . To all of us

We just did my naked photo shoot for this year and it’s so bad but gonna be so good lmao

I was so ready to 100% death stranding 2 and then I figured out 1. You don’t get a star patch for your porter suit every time you max out a facility like in 1 and 2. You don’t unlock a new color with each facility you max out like in 1. So I’m kinda like ok I guess I’m done 😂

Oh so now I’m gonna finish ghost of Tsushima and don’t get me started on Jin’s fine ass getting in them hot springs or walking around in a fundoshi. Like just stick it in damn….

How many pictures is too much. I have more

Another thing I want to say about that game is that I really really really appreciate the way that female friendships are depicted and centered in the plot. FF7 remake also gave me goosebumps from like just how the female characters truly cared for each other and grew together and this likewise gave me goosebumps and made me cry several times