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Disclaimer & terms and conditions

This is a non committal agreement on behalf of the person providing the penis. Dick is only guaranteed to be good dick on days of the week with 3 or more vowels . Good dick is never guaranteed on days with 2 or less vowels with the exception of if that day lands on a full moon as the male behind the penis is half werewolf. Be advised as the power of the full moon will transform said nigga into a werewolf so anything that happens beyond that point, the holder of the penis is not to be held responsible. You will probably get bitten. Michael jackson will not be poppin out singing thriller. This will not be that type of party. Good D-N-A (dick n advice for the non wale readers) comes with but not limited to, going out, having fun. Eating, drinking, movies, bowling events, and being out in public if one so chooses to be. This is all acceptable as long as one remembers the main important thing, I, the holder of the penis, is not your fucking boyfriend. This is not what this is, this is for good D.N.A. If you’re looking for the boyfriend application, you need to click the home page and start again. But just understand that a resume will be asked for, but then on the next page I will ask you to type out everything that is legitimately on your resume, just because I can . Your Good DNA account can be upgraded to the boyfriend account, but that is determined by the one providing the DNA. Further more, if one so Happens to make it to the social media account, understand again, that said user is not in relationship , and any signs of you tripping over anything you see on said users page will automatically end your contract with the host of the penis. Understand that the user has no moral obligation to you whatsoever and has nothing to gain by this. So when asking for the advice, you should understand that the host is going to be brutally honest with you, and if you can’t stand that you’re a fucking pussy and I have two words for you *plays DgenerationX music* SUCK IT! But then again, that is precisely what you are here for.

Also. Take plenty of nudes. Send plenty of nudes.