sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

Only creeps hate hairy men. I saw someone complaining about a guy’s happy trail. Freak, that is the best part of a man.

the feeling of boobs pressed against boobs is better than whatever heaven’s got in store

i like tumblr bc u all know So Much and Absolutely Nothing about me simultaneously

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

grandmas love to have complexes

King

I’m Manly Man, the Super Rich and Famous. Son of Robby.

I’m Eternally Radiant Baby

I’m field in the west, collection of stars in the night sky, a forest.

I am Born of the the Yew Tree, who Lives Near the Ash Tree, A Flower With Many Petals and Thorns

godgiven shoemaker

Blond Leper, Protector of Men

I am Pure, the Desired, Maker of Horse-Drawn Carriages

Sparkling Warrior

Full of Grace, Bitter, Little Raven or Little Crow

Princess and Famous Warrior, Constructor of Walls.

Princess Pure 🤷‍♀️

Princess-God is gracious, Pure, to smit

I am a hill, where ash trees reside, in a western town

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already