A knight clashes with a ferocious beast dozens of times over the years, only to finally be bested. āIt is done, foul beast! Eat me and begone!ā The beast tilts its head quizzically. Why would it eat its best friend?
"I no eat friend. I thought we play? Is this not play??"
The beast looks utterly distraught and checks the knight over for any injuries that might say otherwise. The knight is completely fine. The beast lays its head down on the knights knees and looks up at him with the biggest, saddest, wettest eyes ever.
"Why friend say to eat you?"


















