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i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

#this reads like mountain goats lyrics ngl

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

flowerbleedme

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

schusseltier

let him speak….

schusseltier

THEY SHOULD HAVE LET HIM SPEAK OK

limitedseries

The Vampire Lestat— "The Failures" (1.07)

#i did like this little moment #his centimeters of personal growth. good for him #<- i say that with absolute sincerity #with enough centuries and enough centimeters he may grow as a person by miles

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hemipenal-system

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

hemipenal-system

there's more, for all my followers who don't know this, you can get ublock to just make the custom filter for you

see an annoying ui item you don't like?

click this to get to the ublock origin menu

click this

and hover over the ui item you dont like, like this

click on it, and in the window that pops up, hit "create"

now it's gone!

oysters-aint-for-me

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

oysters-aint-for-me

chemicalcain

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

ariadne-mouse

he is Calculating

several times now i have gone back to the witch burning scene Just for the music i need the tvl ost out NOOOOOOWW

andthepeople

rocky: what's a cheeseburger question

grace, day 1,389 of plain meburger no bun no ketchup no cheese no NOTHIN: don't even talk to me right now. how could you even ask me that

immortalenough

More of Ben’s May You Live Until You Die art exhibit in LA! Front and back of some of the vinyls!

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LORD HURON FANS AND LORE GREMLINS ALIKE: FEAST!!

May You Live Until You Die, Ben’s art exhibit in Los Angeles. Open through August 2nd. :,)

immortalenough

#THANK YOU OP

reticent-vampire

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat 3.07

#sigh #this is like a dead wife montage to me #no smiling under billowing white sheets no no no #show me blorbo having a complete breakdown and torturing his ex in the back of a canonically jewish butcher shop #and my heart swells and i hear violins

entrxpv

is anyone else thinking about armand

universeleads

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

venort

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

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reticent-vampire

i think i might be a room wothout walls, floors, a ceiling. an infinite nothing

the-malice-experience

@human-pet-they this one right?

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