Ew

should i download a dating app or get a gun and shoot myself. i wonder.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

Let the path of this post continue.

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

I keep forgetting that Markiplier is afraid of the ocean and would NEVER want to go in a submarine let alone be in the ocean. And Ryan Gosling does NOT want to go to space. Honestly a bit poetic and hilarious to me.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

Imagine a fluffy unicorn that’s bred for its wool like a sheep- once or twice a year it has to get shorn and the shearer just has to awkwardly flop and position the unicorn around without getting stabbed. Perhaps they cover the horn with a protective pool noodle

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

I recommend silence

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm