relax guy i like gay men

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

Buy her a bahn mi and fuck her in it

When she pulls your loincloth to the side

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

atheist my chemical romance someone get me to a nowhere

atheist mcr that also hates doctors: someone get me to the nowhere someone get me to a nothing

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the