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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

Mixed breeds are the best.

Always RT.

@darkvioletcloud

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

OMG that’s AMAZING!

you know what, fuck you [unsucks your titties]

LOOOL I Would Never Do This I Suck The Titties So Hard That I Am Basically A Newborn Baby And I Am Not About To Be Bottle Fed Unless That Bottle Is Full Of Liquor Hahahaha Of Course Im Just Messin With You But Seriously What I Need In My Life Is A Joint, Xbox And Someone To Just Vibe With And See What Happens

@tamarinfrog

@frogsuggest

@mitzusart

@scrawlingskribbles

@corkcollector

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks