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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Those are the painters, cursed by God for their incompetence

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

the sign in button?

u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer