unnecessary feelings

Hey, don't cry about no Ace Attorney 7. Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car tomorrow, okay?

i honestly don't think that apollo and phoenix biking everywhere is necessarily a sign that they're PoorTM. these bitches are in japan in the original translation, that's VERY bikeable. and as a person who works in a courthouse a lot and has a car, biking there is INFINITELY preferable. i dont wanna deal with the fuckass parking.

i made this post and then walked outside and someone had fucking stolen my bike. that i was about to use to bike to the courthouse.

Incredibly powerful

This was the first Ace Attorney game with motion capture so obviously they had to do shit like this

Going into 2026 as an Ace Attorney fan is so fun because, like, Apollo Justice is set THIS YEAR and the game has dates…. Phoenix Wright WILL get hit by a car and survive on June 14th.