what goin on

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

trying to practice my beliefs (shut the fuck up sometimes) but its going poorly

lets go to shut the fuck up ville!! please!! before i embarrass myself!!

I get so crunk off that apple juice

yo Mr white check out the banquet table. there's pheasant and aspic and roast suckling pig. this place is straight up magical. bitch

jesse no you can't eat or drink anything. or you'll be trapped in the fey realm forever. jesse