Attorneyologies

Today: Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney

My go-to ship for Ace Attorney. I love the gay lawyers, Your Honour. Their backstories, both the one they share as well as their individual ones, are so damn tragic and give room for so much, while the way they're written basically opens all the doors.

The potential for stupid, absurd ways to propose or to tell the other that they're helplessly in love? Almost endless. The potential for highly tragic, life-threatening situations to throw them in? Almost endless. The potential for dramatic stand-offs in court, where you can never be sure on which side they're on? You see where this is going.

Like, I can fully picture a situation where he has to talk to Yew for whatever reason, and she's laughing her ass off at him on account of him sounding like an eighteenth century noble, and he just deadpans and goes “Okay. Listen here, giggleshit.”

I ran away from the 10 year anniversary of the last New Ace Attorney game... and wandered the tags alone.

I never saw Takumi again. The developers are men of their word, so I'm sure they released him.

I heard the verdict of the leaker's trial a few days later. He was found guilty, of course.

The "Ace Attorney 7" never happen.

Maybe it was never meant to.

One of my headcanons for Eustace Weiner is that he's the little h pawn that could

He reps the pawn in AA Prosecutor's Gambit. It makes me happy that he stays winning and makes it to the end game where he gets promoted and lives happily ever after as a strong, independent queen prosecutor who don't need no dad

I love that the game's writers didn't stop at the surface level, equating him to a pawn simply because of his utility in others' plans

The judge keeps forgetting she's the one and trial and gives her tips.

She has either Trucy or Pearl as her assistant.