Tundra Foot

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

are you telling me that barbie STOPS the heat death of the universe?

i see that the barbie people have finally picked up on what stories little girls actually play out with their toys

(Me logging on tumblr at age 22 when finding another adult with the same interests) Do you want to be my frend and play touys with me

Never forget the point of everything is to make ocs and stories and have fun witht friends

all of their entries on the Bratz wiki (wikiz?) are so funny because they're like. they're characters that are designed to be interesting for young girls who like playing dress up with dolls but they're also supposed to represent the abstract concept of a Teenage Boy, whatever the hell that is, so all of their personalities are like "loves to flaunt the coolest clothes and flashiest shoes! has a huge collection of belts, gloves, and hats that he takes great pride in! also enjoys uuuuh monster trucks and death metal"

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.